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Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team
how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever
this movie man

yzma:

why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team

how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever

this movie man

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22tops:

You’re insecure
I know what for
It’s because you lost
The revolutionary wa-a-a-r

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fawnbro:

this is my favourite moment in all six seasons of parks and rec and i really don’t think that’s an exaggeration

open minded as hell

THEY’RE WEARING MATCHING PAJAMAS

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But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.
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Dick Van Dyke taking a mini dance break while shopping (x)

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